Spiderman 2

We catch up with Spiderman's exploits 2 years later!

Update

Hey guys, sorry it's been so long since the last video and that I'm only now letting you know what's happening.
Unfortunately both Matt and I have been busy with rather self-indulgent illnesses and Matt was also moving house so it's been a fun mixture of busy and incapacitated!
Of course that's not enough bad news so we've also had our blip account deleted which obviously hurt the motivation to edit reviews(Not wanting to waste time with all the details, short version is they're a bunch of cunts).

So I'll be updating the site gradually to link the videos to the Youtube account, tried Veoh but not really a fan and currently looking for a free video upload site that might actually allow a meagre amount of ad revenue for us(a not particularly subtle hint for suggestions if you've got any!)
Regardless we are planning to get back into the swing of things and I will soon be uploading Spiderman 2(Monday 2nd December) which will hopefully signal the return of some level of routine!
Dave

Spiderman

And so it begins....the Spiderman trilogy!

Clash of the Titans

Some films are re-made to add extra effects or update a film for more modern times, made with care and love to bring a classic tale to a new audience. Sadly these pricks just want your money.

Speed Racer

As a clue, you might be going wrong if your racing film focuses heavily on a monkey

Hitman

The heartwarming tale of a hired killer and his whore sidekick.

Split Second

Rutger Hauer paddles around a post-apocalyptic London

Spawn

The eternal battle between heaven and hell turns out to be remarkably stupid

Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance

Nicholas Cage, the actor who keeps on giving presents a sequel that's ashamed of it's sadly superior predecessor.

Bloopers 20

Where we discover Matt has stern thighs, The league of extraordinary gentlemen is also a porn film, and Dave should never be allowed to be a weatherman

Transporter 3

It seems people just can't get enough of Jason Statham mumbling in a car

The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen

A league of extraordinary gentlemen turns out to be rather bland...

Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun Li

It's street fighter....even though most of the characters have been altered for no particular reason and the best character in the film is Liu Kang
Ending theme music can be found here

Your Highness

Our first full cross-over review! You can see more of Sam here

Bloopers 19

Bloopers from National Treasure, Guyver and Max Payne

Max Payne

After a delay due to viral infections and alcohol poisoning we're back in business!
You can see more from Geekasaurus Mikehere
And more from Josh here

Retro Nightmares: Buck Bumble

Check out our first ever cameo in another Review!

You can see more of General Zilla's reviews here:

And more from Josh here:

Guyver: Dark Hero

Solid Snake as a Cyborg Ninja??

National Treasure

Nicholas Cage stars as a poor man's Indiana Jones

Bloopers 18

We fuck up a lot, what of it?

Dungeons and Dragons 3: The Book of Vile Darkness

Yes I'm afraid this film actually exists!

Top 10 Fuck Off Moments

A top ten list of the most infuriating moments we've seen in films.

The Day After Tomorrow

Because the best way to warn people about global warming is to avoid any scientific fact and treat them like morons!

Thunderbirds

It's a live action version of a 60s puppet show. Will they keep the charm or just the wooden acting?

Easter Update

Just to give you guys a quick heads up we'll be taking a brief break over Easter(Matt's working and I'll be destroying my liver) but should be back soon after, so hopefully next review will be up and ready for 8th April. I suppose to make this post a bit more interesting and to make up for the lack of video next week I'll give you a clue about what our next FAB review will be

Bloopers 17

We are theoretically improving, at least now our mistakes also allow us to torture our cameraman!

The Rebound

How do you define a romantic comedy that isn't romantic or funny?

Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within

Some very nice looking, poorly thought out hippy bullshit.

Geeks of the Round table podcast!

Podcast

Our first podcast. An intro to some of the other geeks and then an unorganised chat about bad youtube videos and films. Plus a brief synopsis on Adam Sandler and exciting news of Birdemic 2!

Death Warmed Up

High quality, low budget, New Zealand horror!

Die Hard 5 Review in 9 lines

*Action Scene*
'Bruce Willis - Jack I'm your father'
*Action Scene*
'Bruce Willis - Dammit I'm on vacation'
*Action Scene*
'Bruce Willis - I love you son'
*Action Scene*
*No we're not going to explain why there's a swimming pool in a nuclear power plant*
Fin

Bloopers 16

Possibly Matts biggest mistake yet, the blooper our cameraman didn't want you to see and Dave's succinct conclusion of Transporter 2

Transporter 2

Jason Statham returns in a dumber and uglier sequel!

S Darko

A sequel to a cult classic that kept the low budget but lost the intelligence...

Futuresport

Wesley Snipes presents...a TV movie take on Rollerball starring Dean Cain!

Bloopers 15

The joys of Matt cutting himself on thin air, random guest appearances and making the cameraman laugh at something that wasn't even a joke!

The Green Hornet

A sort-of superhero film

Battleship

The film based on the board game, you may struggle to follow the highly cerebral plot....