Clash of the Titans

Some films are re-made to add extra effects or update a film for more modern times, made with care and love to bring a classic tale to a new audience. Sadly these pricks just want your money.

Speed Racer

As a clue, you might be going wrong if your racing film focuses heavily on a monkey

Hitman

The heartwarming tale of a hired killer and his whore sidekick.

Split Second

Rutger Hauer paddles around a post-apocalyptic London

Spawn

The eternal battle between heaven and hell turns out to be remarkably stupid